You are the accumulation of the most vile substances ever to be spouted forth from the greasy loins of Hades. You seep of putrid filth from the gutter of a homeless man’s taint. Every time I look in your general direction, I vomit in my mouth and pray for the sweet release of death. Your yuppie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smirk tweaks me to drench a thousand innocent puppies in gasoline and set them ablaze like the bowels of the inferno from whence you came. Let the dark pits of hell swallow you up and sodomize you with the grainiest sandpaper on the scorched surface of earth. In the name of all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things holy, don’t you ever dare procreate, because if you do, so help me god I will wipe out every tiny allele of your genetic information from the pungent ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is this planet. Until the end of time I will scour the earth for all that you love and dice it in

This guy isn't a D I C K

-rep prolly has hacks.