Happy Birthday Son. Today is the day, a new year ahead. Maybe you won't be such a disappointment to Dad this upcoming year? Yeah I know it's a long shot. Anyways I hope you celebrate your 19th the proper way by butt chugging alcohol, because at 19 you need to do something that seperates you from the others. Maybe ingesting alcohol through your butthole is your thing... I'm rambling again, but the important thing that needs to come across from this message is that your dad loves you. Just a little less than your sister though 😉

Much Love,
Father
xoxo ❤️

Happy Birthday MarkyMoo. Put on your birthday suit, lather on some Nutella on your nips and go celebrate! Don't drink too much alcohol as I know you were a good boy and abstained from under age drinking so your tolerance won't be high. Remember to drink lots of water and eat before hand. Love Dad, xoxo ♥️

Don't you think it's past your bedtime?

-rep he is a 15 year old who can beat me up, severly damaged my ego.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM


I learned so much about your country. I feel so cultured right now.

He is spitting fire bro!