Enjoy the very peek of Polish humor!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwNTXaGdzkg


Grande Sergio: "Alfonso, Castel Gandolfo, we meet as usual to talk about our business. Fish prohibition is a good time for illicit trafficking of fish. You ask how is our business going? It’s not good, well it isn’t bad either. Let’s say it’s average.”

Don Alfonso: “It’s super then?”

Grande Sergio: “Of course it is super! Am I right Castel Gandolfo?”

Don Castel Gandolfo: “One boy was born with an ordinary **** and the other with a big one, GINORMOUS! You will ask me which one is happy? Neither. One drives a wheelchair and the other has Parkinson. You’re asking me Sergio is it super? You bet it is super! Cheers!”

Don Alfonso: “Aaaahhhh.”

Grande Sergio: “Guys… which one of you clowns has turned the lights off?!”

Don Alfonso: “Sergio… You walked right into it! Your greed has exposed you. We’ve been suspecting you of sneaky drinking when we’re in toilet for a long time. The plan was perfect. Pure methanol. You can’t distinguish it by taste, but its wonderful properties show up after drinking it in greater amounts. Firstly blindness. And after a few more boozes – death. Am I right Castel Gandolfo?”

Don Castel Gandolfo dies

Don Alfonso: “F*ck… What a kidder has turned the lights off?”

Balbino appears running towards Don Alfonso

Balbino: “Don Alfonso, Don Castel Gandolfo, Grande Sergio. Bad news!”

Don Alfonso: “Balbino is that you? Someone has turned the lights off.”

Balbino: “Yeah, it’s me. Don Alfonso, all our poaching boats have been sunk!”

Don Alfonso: “What did you say?! I’m so pissed off! Load your laserguns! Mix the concrete! Someone will answer for this and go down in concrete boots! And if he’ll f*ck me off he’ll get concrete gloves too! It must be the municipal police. ACAB! F*ck the police!”

Marti shows up

Marti: “Mr Alfonso, excuse me. I am from municipal police.”

Don Alfonso: “Marti is that you? F*ck I can’t see sh*t… You’re fired!”

Marti: “Ehhh… Mr Alfonso have mercy. I have children and wife. Just to pay the alimony $800 goes down the drain every month. I can’t make it without your help.”

Grande Sergio (crying): “It’s so sad. Alfonso have mercy. Kill him.”

Don Alfonso shoots Marti

Don Alfonso: “Ok, now to the point. Balbino what does the street say. Who sank our ships?”

Balbino: “Don Alfonso. I don’t believe in fairy tales, but it’s said that King Kong.”

Don Alfonso: “Balbino you re*ard how can it be King Kong? Monkeys are afraid of water.”

Ground begins to shake and people start panicking

Don Alfonso: “Balbino what is happening??? F*ck, I gotta do everything on my own.”

Don Alfonso not able to see anything drives his wheelchair off the berth and falls into the sea while Godzilla is destroying the Fish Mafia base