gaming warlord

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I told him to off next day i saw him at ChuckyCheese you know we were doing what discord admins do best then he came up to me and apologized we got a pizza and my kid friends walked up. When they asked who he was and what we were up to he said last night i was licking this NI99A'S brades like ahhh and i said ahhh no I didnt and he said I know i did. I punched him, bhopped on his head, ladder instaswapped and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

went to boot camp to join the marines, miss him to this day, makes me cry thinking of him at night, rocketing the whole team in the sauce walker clan, brings tears to my eyes. o7

This offends me as a trans-vegan multi-gender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist-jew German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy almond-breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked extreme crossfit yoga 8 times per week. I'm also a matrix-binary megagender genderqueer-sure she-male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarianated pansexualized genderfluid Apache attack helicopter dog of mega-multi-alpha-beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamious polyamorous relationship to the demon chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me.

ur trash

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