hi

Do you like Dinosaurs?! Do you sometimes wish you lived in the late Cretacious period?! Well, you my friend are in luck!!!! I'm just your average guy who likes explicit Dinosaur role play. I prefer to role play as a pterodactyl, but I am open to T-Rex if you have small arms. Costumes are mandatory but not provided and you will be compensated for mileage. Many of my past partners have frowned upon this lifestyle of which I was born into, however it is not a choice. I knew dinosaurs were special to me when I auto-erotic asphyxiated myself to the first Jurassic Park movie. Ever since then I have re-occuring dreams of having an orgy with velociraptors. If you too are like me then please email me, don't deny fate!

I remember once my dad gave me money to pay for the electricity bill. But, instead of paying for it, I bought a raffle ticket to win a brand new car.

When I got home, I explained to my dad what I had done and he beat the crap out of me. However, the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, he saw a brand new car! We all cried, because the car was from the electric company, and they were there to cut off the electricity.

My dad beat the crap of me again ;-;

k

-Rep too emo looking