Recent reviews by LilRacko

**SPOILERS AHEAD**
It Takes Two is an interesting concept: What if you were confined to the mercy of your friend? Will you be able to pass a level without them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you over at least once during a puzzle? Will they disconnect their controllers in rage over a dumbass platforming sequence, or completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ own you in a button-mashing minigame? During these 15 hours, we have toiled over these struggles as we watch the two main character ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ repair their marriage after a really stupid argument causes their gremlin daughter to run away. Like where the ♥♥♥♥ is she gonna go? I don't even think that bus stop she goes to in the ending is real, it's probably just a drop-off for the local human trafficking ring. I was laughing as the book tortured and cucked them, time and time again, from regaining their human bodies and getting the ♥♥♥♥ out of each other's lives. In truth, sometimes people aren't the right fit and no amount of forced Saw-esque therapy is going to fix a completely trashed marriage. The book understood this and used this opportunity to put them in a never-ending hell, and both May and Cody ended up getting back together out of sheer exhaustion. If I learned anything from this game, it's to:
1. Never marry a British woman who owns a large tract of land in the middle of the country.
2. Never conceive a daughter with this woman, who by judging the look of the daughter, may mean that your spouse is already a very close relative.
3. Never own a red book in fear that it will send me through all seven layers of Dante's Inferno.
4. Definitely buy a space baboon stuffed animal and name it Moon Baboon.
Overall, a solid 9/10.
(May)

After we kissed in the game my partner and I had to resist the urge to pull off each others clothes and start passionately making out. It was hot. It was moist. But most importantly it took two. Just like this review, which was written by my partner above and me the account holder here. Also the daughter is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly which can be off putting at times and the wife is British which is kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lame as ♥♥♥♥. She is also really mean to Cody the whole game so she kinda sucks
(Cody)

Fortnite Battlepass (included)

I landed tilted towers but cody started default dancing on May's corpse and she slowly faded into the sweet release that was death. Fortunately Dr. Hakim came and told Cody that it would be ok because the real treasure and love is the friends we made along the way.

I like driving with my friend Marcus he is so cool and fun and I love being his friend. Thanks Marcus for driving with me... I love you

Pirate Game

They took a game that everyone loved as a kid and gave it a new coat of paint. This is an exact remaster, with some added multiplayer content. The game is so true to the original they still kept the same bad voice actor for Mr. Krabs. 10/10 Hope they remaster all the old Spongebob games.

Gud Game

relaxing

Unless you want to be fricked on purpose the entire game, makes sure you get a flying super ASAP otherwise you'll have to rely on Dash to get you through this slog of a game. The fact that the first Incredibles movie has sequences on the island with both Mr. Incredible and Frozone is absolutely unbelievable. What made that part of the film strong was that it was Bob's transformation from his boring wistful life at Insuracare to a return to the superhero world.

Bob Parr (Vigilante)

11/10 would want to die playing Violet due to the fact she is the only one with a specific power in the game

This game tickles my tummy so hard it took me 17 hours to 100% with my homosexual lover uwu rawr!!!1 XDDDDDDDD

sans undertale

I really enjoy the game it has incredible animation and fun mechanics