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Argentina 
💚 💗 🐳 👽 👳 📕 🚗 💛 🥗 🍧 🐠 📀 🍆 🐛 📘 🏓
Symptom: Everything has gone dark.
Fault: The Bar is closing.
Action Required: Panic.
Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
You cannot see the bathroom light.
Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not,
treat yourself to a lie-in.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as the
town drunk.
⛳ 👑 🌏 🌸 📀 💚 🐛 🚘 🏀 🚕 👔 😺 🌋 🎄 🎽 💛