Ocean Man
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"Dust to dust."


"You think i came out the ♥♥♥♥♥ drawing ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Mozart?" -Arin Hanson

“If it has all four tires and gets you from point A to point B then it's a car” - Takumi Fujiwara.

"I am Ultra Lord, and I will swing my mighty bat of combat!" - UltraLord

"Im every girls dream, im picture perfect, you know what i mean" -Leo Luster

"What the ♥♥♥♥, lets do like donald duck" - Gunther

"Make sure you get my good side. Oh wait! I only have good sides!"
- SuperMachoMan

"Meow" -Cat in a jacket

"DEMON GOT ME, DEMON SUCKING ME OFF, HOLD ON ♥♥♥♥♥, YOUR GONNA BREAK ME IN HALF, AAAAAHHHHHH" keith hodge

"What is obamas last name? -Me"

"yolmer" -

"its too early" -Eda

"Not even Jupiter can find a lost opportunity" -Phi

"HAMMER" -Poppy


(Quotes from what my profile picture was at that time)





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my love for cars
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with the Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful headlights. The safety bearing rollcage of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect AE87's. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get the Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86 pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Toyota create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.
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BOIL 3 Oct @ 11:32pm 
Bro I got this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious story to tell you. This guy he was at home on the couch and hes taking a phone call. So I kid you not this dude hes on the phone with a friend asking about his mail. And he keeps asking about whats coming in the mail. His friend is so confused. DUDE TRUST ME IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER! He proceeds to ask one more time and the friend is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ confused. Im telling you dude YOU ARE NOT GOING TO EXPECT THIS. He PROCEEDS TO SAY "Deez Nutz" AND ITS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNNY DUDE THE THOUGHT OF IT IS KILLING ME AND THEN HE GOES "GOTEEEEM" DUDE I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Taco ☭ 3 Oct @ 9:33pm 
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kitty paradise 27 Sep @ 2:46am 
take me by the hand lead me to the land
veno only 2 Sep @ 12:00am 
interested in the war paint
luyis from 4left 45 dead 25 Apr @ 7:55pm 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be enemies for future events 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a awful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Don't stay safe & don't take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕-REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is throw up🤤🤤🤤

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luyis from 4left 45 dead 23 Mar @ 3:26pm 
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🧡 Horrible Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s never be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a horrific year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay insecure & get hurt💫💫

🔥🔥🔥-REP The profile is dogwater🔥🔥🔥


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