They're giving bank robbing a bad name.
-- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde
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Zoe: "If she can fly this thing, why'd she take the shuttle?"

Wash: "Maybe she likes shuttles. Some people juggle geese!"
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I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a
toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane
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He knew the tavernes well in every toun.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer
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Arthur's Laws of Love:
(1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
remind them of someone else.
(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be
delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of
yourself in person.
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<Endy> taniwha: Have you TESTED this one? :)
<taniwha> Endy: of course not
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"Don't think; let the machine do it for you!"
-- E. C. Berkeley
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Stewie: So, what do you think of this "Music Television?"
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