Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest
poison is time.
-- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"
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Chris: Mom, can I be excused from the table? Stewie is gonna help me with my math homework.
Lois: Honey, don't be silly. He's only a baby.
Stewie: Right, and you are a regular Rhodes Scholar yourself. Where did you graduate from? The University of Duuuuhhh?
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The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard
loom weaves flowers and leaves.
-- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer
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The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any
use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde
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And I heard Jeff exclaim,
As they strolled out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all --
You take credit cards, right?"
-- "Outsiders" comic
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Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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