In a time that never was (or won’t be, depending on your kink), a creature named Emit existed. Once a “gamer” in the Empire Urth, aka the Terran Terror, his game wasn’t exactly harmless. Gamers like him didn’t just play with pixels—they destroyed entire planets. Talk about a killer hobby! Emit’s specialty was waveforms, manipulating reality like a naughty toy. His ultimate move? Compressing matter into a black hole and—boom, cosmic climax!

One day, after winning his games, Emit found out the empire was lying. So, naturally, he plotted the ultimate revenge: wiping out the human race by tweaking their past. Using a black hole, he tried to erase them from existence entirely, like the world’s biggest breakup. But it backfired—he got shattered across spacetime. Now, he’s forced to live infinite lives, sometimes good, sometimes bad, but always known as Time. Let’s just say his love life’s a little... complicated.

Did you know that the IDF have invented a submarine called "Shark" It's made out of 26% shark skin mixed with Zinc and Manganese dioxide, the rest of the submarine is titanium, anyway what is so special about this submarine? You can't detect it on radar. Well that's a bit misleading... You can detect it on the radar but you wont see a submarine, you will see a shark. The design and shape of the submarine is indistinguishable from a real shark making it blend in with all the other sharks. The IDF have additionally hired a team of professional painters for each submarine making each one is unique. How would you respond if you saw a shark on a radar? Exactly you wont, you would ignore it and next thing you know it you are blown to pieces. Please spread this message to spread awareness of the IDF slaughter of innocent sharks.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this Romanian boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Romania. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Romanian). She say what? I say "I COME FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry Romanian girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass.. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man?.

─ ───(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє

După un joc bun, l-am adăugat pentru că părea un tip mișto. Am vorbit câteva luni, am devenit prieteni buni. O mulțime de batjocuri, o mulțime de CS superbe și, cel mai important, o prietenie reală.
L-am invitat la mine acasă pentru o petrecere cs lan. A spus că va veni, așa că așteptam cu nerăbdare să-l întâlnesc în viața reală.
Când a venit la mine acasă, m-a împins de perete și a început să-mi muște urechea, i-am simțit cocoșul tare lovindu-se în picior. L-am lovit și apoi am bătut. Se pare că era gay. Nu te încrede în tipul ăsta !!!

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