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Honestly speaking, I was skeptical of buying ESO because I haven’t had that many good experiences with MMO’s. One of my first most-played games on console/PC Was ESV: Skyrim, so I decided that ESO was worth a shot. (Given that I have a high regard of respect for Bethesda)
Even my friends will justify that shortly after purchasing the game, I logged over ten+ hours a day. (Which brings me to this review in such a short amount of time) There’s something about ESO for me that pulls me in, I’ve met many nice people already who are helpful to you and your quest-going, and there’s enough to do to keep you busy for a generous amount of time.
Although the game can get “grindy” for those who want an inordinate amount of {x} item or coin, there are ways to make it interesting and fun that Bethesda and Zenimax have taken advantage of.
While this may not be helpful to everyone, I made a personal pro/con list:
• Extremely large and open world to explore solo/with friends
• Hundreds of thousands of quests to keep you busy (+ good rewards!)
• A large selection of gear/types for your character so you have a personal satisfaction of being “unique”
• Very precise customization for your character
• Easy-to-operate house customization (And lots of furniture to pick from if you have Crowns!)
• Friendly community (So far, at least)
• It’s a money-suck (Honestly, it’s NOT Pay-To-Win, it’s just a lot more fun when you have cool looking stuff 😊 )
• Overpriced DLC: Morrowind is an EXCEPTION, but when it comes to the smaller “stuff” packs, they range from 2,500+ Crowns, which is over $15.00+ USD for a pack that doesn’t offer that much
• PVP is a mess: While it’s PERSONAL CHOICE to participate in Alliance Wars, I feel as though (personally!) PvP is slightly broken based on class/siege group overruns

~In all honesty, this game is completely worth it, regardless of the cons. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have! 😊

Honestly,

The entire experience of AI has been me not being able to use the sprint function because something drops out of the vents and I give birth to myself/10

This game is challenging, but the devs' have done an amazing job of keeping you interested. While it's terrifying, every time you begin to say, "I think I'm almost to the end!"- there's another twist and you invest another hour contemplating why you're still playing. I completed this game on one of the easier difficulties, but it was such a spectacular game that I came back to play on the harder difficulties. The only complaint I would have has to do with the quality of the ending, but that's for you to find out.

There's a reason Skyrim tests time with its elegance, style, storyline, and execution of being one of the most noteworthy games still played today.
No other game would inspire me to write an uber ♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide on "How to cope with your children when killing them isn't an option".
No other game would make me climb countless mountains, thinking I'm going faster than if I had stuck to the original path.
No other game would inflict emotion like Skyrim has.
No other game would make me feel such a personal connection with my Dragonborn, chicken-killing, war-hero.
No other game would cause me to buy it for a SECOND time to play it all over again after switching from XBOX to PC.
No other game is quite like TES: Skyrim.

This game is absolutely wonderful. It's requires intelligence, lying, evasion, and strategy. I like that there are a vast amount of roles to end up with, so it's highly unlikely for me to say, "UGH, this is tedious and boring." TOS is played with skill ultimately, and I reccomend it to all of you who like a challenge.

This game is not meant for those who don't admire every aspect of the game.
In no means are you meant to sprint through the story, but instead, walk slowly, investigate, and listen.
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter tells the story of a boy long lost, but can he ever be found or will the remains of his story be a mystery?

So incredibly slow.

I honestly adore this game. Yes, it's the "Better version of Minecraft", and yes, you'll enjoy it with or without the $19.99 DLC that can be purchased. People are claiming that this is now a "Pay 2 Play", but there's still PLENTY of things to enjoy, and the overall experience is worth it.