bro out here playing Dota 2 like a 4D chess wizard from a parallel universe, juggling cooldowns, pulling off 200 IQ black holes, solo-carrying from offlane like he’s got IceFrog on speed dial.

but the second we load into CS:GO?
man's aim turns into a PowerPoint presentation on dial-up.
Peeking corners like he’s asking for permission.
Flashes himself more than a paparazzi at the Met Gala.
Thinks spray control is just manifesting the bullets into the enemy.

He’s got divine rank in Dota and bronze aim in CS.
Legit walks through Dust2 like it’s a warded jungle.
“I swear I headshot him!” yeah bro, in your mind palace maybe.

God of Ancients, clown of Counter-Strike.
Peak duality.

+rep groomed me when i was 12

-rep crab walks