this man laughs without smiling. his third eye has opened and he has seen the secret formula for coke of cola™

oh my my this here rat king guy, maybe gayer someday later but he's just a swell guy, and he left his home and kissed his jainee good-bye, saying "soon im going to be cream pied" "soon im going to be cream pied"

Sonic often runs across or walks on water, which is something that Jesus did first. But when his faith in Christ falters and he stops running, he no longer runs on water and falls through the water. This is a reference to Matthew chapter 14, where Peter also can walk on water because of his faith in Christ, but when he stops and doubts he falls through.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC

im sorry to hear you turned into a pickle. you will not be missed

i know a way we can simultaneously decrease the homeless population and make hot dogs 60% cheaper