Good afternoon Noah, time for your surprise Steam Profile check-up! The Company™ needs to make sure you are in compliance with the mandatory Steam Profile compliance laws that were recently enacted. As a loyal employee of The Company™ I am sure that you have nothing to worry about with this inspection.

Let's see here...good background, great profile picture, though it isn't animated. Your profile border looks great, and matches your profile picture perfectly. Your mini-profile is set up too, that's excellent!

You have a good badge selected, and a funny status message for your coworkers to chuckle at as they pass your cubicle. You have a good showcase set up on your profile, highlighting your achievements and bringing great visibility to the professionalism and dedication of The Company™. Overall you get passing marks!

Continue your great work, and you will surely advance in the ranks of The Company™!

Did 9/11 happen in the Cars universe? The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on.

HERRO