Ron Swanson
Leonardo
Cook Islands
"Just give me all the Bacon and Eggs you have do you understand"
- Ron Swanson

"I'd rather speak Hebrew in the 1940s that eat a Lunchable with no Capri Sun"
- Tony Hawk

"Or perhaps next time i'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head"
- Ron Swanson

"Sure how about you shoot me in the head WAIT YOU ALREADY DID THAT!"
- Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson is the true god
"Just give me all the Bacon and Eggs you have do you understand"
- Ron Swanson

"I'd rather speak Hebrew in the 1940s that eat a Lunchable with no Capri Sun"
- Tony Hawk

"Or perhaps next time i'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head"
- Ron Swanson

"Sure how about you shoot me in the head WAIT YOU ALREADY DID THAT!"
- Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson is the true god
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soda 13 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm 
+rep
audrey 14 Mar, 2020 @ 2:30pm 
History began on july 4th 1776 everything before that was just a mistake
Carnal Ailani 2 Aug, 2019 @ 7:58am 
✖ America!!
🎁 ♀ I
💄🥗 ☆ saw
🍆🐛👹 ● it
📘📒🌂🌳 ♪ all!!
🐟📀💗🌽🐊 ☼ Vomiting!
🎫🐠🕺👽💛🚙 ✶ Waving!
🌏🥞🏀👃💗🥒🚘 ☣ JERRY
💙🎍🚕🌋👑💄🎄🍧 ☢ FALWELLING
😺🎈🎽🔋⛳👹🐝🍇🐳 ✰ into your void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind ...
老天保佑金山银山前路 24 Feb, 2017 @ 3:46pm 
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