Love to meet new people.

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Donate any skins/cases,etc that you dont need.

I will accept every person who adds me to their friend's list so long as they don't send me a {LINK REMOVED}"stemcommunity.com" link, do not have a private profile, and are decently friendly.

When I accept your friend's list, please say something and do not remain quiet/unresponsive for a year, try to have a conversation with me so I know whether you're a real person or just a completely random add that I presume to be a sub-human species.

I tend to clean my friend's list out every week, if you are one of those people that added me and never had a conversation with me, expect to be deleted.


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bam, no humiliation.
Seriously, what's stopping Valve from developing a badBIOS equivalent that creates high frequency networking capabilities on airgapped computers in order to covertly transmit user information back to the mothership regarding suspicious keystrokes and mouse movements, as well as algorithmically detecting cheating predictors from facial analysis? I'm currently spreading rumors that VAC is implementing covert Retinal Bio-Metric Scanning (RBMS) technologies in order to enforce BMID bans (Biometric Identification).

However, there are ways of bypassing this technology. Here's an internal leaked photo of Gabe showing a prototype anti-cheat measure called "masking," which involves clever VAC proof face paint and machine engineered anti-biometric glass lenses. The red bandana is optional.