The Real Smoke Criminal:
Stewie2k walked, so that XBalla could run.
No smoke is safe from his wrath.
In his eyes, the only thing that matters in life is walking through smokes - God and women follow closely after.
Prefers petite Asian women (+rep).
Beware his spray transfers and impulsive playstyle.
Especially dangerous with an MP9, beware the demon himself.
He cannot be predicted, nor controlled.
He does not adhere to any country or government, making his motives an enigma.
While we cannot determine his motives, we can infer that he is driven by a desire to accumulate Zeus kills and stinky knife kills.
Most commonly seen as a rifler, though he is not to be taken lightly with an AWP in his hands.
His game sense and conviction make him a formidable opponent in the clutch.
If you find yourself against him, you may find prayer to be your best option to survive.

-Stinkrimoaney