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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
ㅤ* Woman on phone: I'd like to complain about these incontinence pants I bought from you!
Shopkeeper: Certainly madam, where are you ringing from?
Woman on phone: From the waist down!
ㅤ* I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

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