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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:06pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 8:47am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 1:01am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 1:06am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 12:23am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:55am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 6:33am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:43am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 5:25am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 6:27am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:55am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:43am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:26am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 1:42am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:42am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 6:02am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 6:31am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:31am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:56am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:03am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:40am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:34am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 1:30pm



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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