Hi! My name is Bottolf Jalbansen. I am this guys best friend. Sometimes we touch eachothers nipples when it's dark outside. His nipples are always so hard, so it feels like a lollipop once ive licked them twice.

I remember once when we were out in the woods at 3 am on a Wednesday, we had a tent but we were outside of the tent licking eachothers nipples. Suddenly Sassy The Sasquatch turned up and showed us his magic mushrooms. I thought he was joking so i ate 50 of them. Suddenly i was in a graveyard, licking dead bodies nipples without even knowing it.

When i woke up, OLDEFAR was on top of me with his ass on my head, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my mouth. I got a boner.

-rep After a good game in Rocket Leauge, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rocket Leauge lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house he quickly went to the bathroom and stayed in there for a little while, I didn't think much of it. After about an hour he came out wearing his furry outfit, full mask and tail on. He pushed me against the wall and 'prrrred' in my ear whilst i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and ran. Turns out he was a furry.
Don't trust this guy

+rep han tilbydde meg å lukta på sokkane hans, idet eg kom nerme spruta han meg i auga. Beste smerten i auga eg nåkengong har hatt :)

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send nudes pls

+rep litt sletn med bremsespor i panno på profilbilde, men ellers e du sexy