+rephe State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
we were bad, nut now we're good
we're moving into your neighbourhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning member of society
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

I'm Larry Arthauer and i'll refrain
from touching my neighbours kid's again
What i did was not to kind
but i'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
y'all should come over for a BBQ
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind im a sex offender