I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

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You have been visited by the 301th german panzer division.
YOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JEW I AM GOING TO BLOW YOU UP!?!?!?!