McDonalds best order = cyka nuggets, mcblyat, ♥♥♥♥♥ fries and VodkaShake and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KALINKA STICKS RUSKIJ ♥♥♥♥♥ BLYAT IDJI NAHUJ.


That's crazy! Have you ever been tugging on your pipe in the kitchen before work while everyone's still asleep with no shame? But then visualize your dead grandma looking down on you from heaven make you feel guilty for eyeballing all the kitchen appliances?

But then you're like "grandma didn't raise no big sissy, just remember the time you told her about tossing salad. That got grandpa saying 'toss it in the toilet, toss it in your mouth'" so stiffen back up and start thinking about that one time you seen gma on her knees scrubbing the kitchen with her giant meat curtains flapping around the floor looking like mud flaps on a 2400 horsepower semi-truck?