The horror... the horror!
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Man on TV: Hey! Hey! Get that [beep]
Man on TV: camera out of my face! [smashes the glass of the camera]
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Feel free to contact me (flames about my english and the useless of this
driver will be redirected to /dev/null, oh no, it's full...).
-- Michael Beck, describing the PC-speaker sound device
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On ability:
A dwarf is small, even if he stands on a mountain top;
a colossus keeps his height, even if he stands in a well.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca, 4BC - 65AD
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The truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is true.
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"An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth."
-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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