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I Think I Got This

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:13pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 1 minute 50 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 5:01pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 8:21pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:44pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:44pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 9:51am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 12:31pm

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 1300ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 12:33pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:31am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 2300ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 10:44am

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 800ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:11am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:42pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:46pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 6 May, 2020 @ 9:49pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 9:06pm

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:42pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 5:11pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:11am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:19pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:19pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 12:27pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:18pm

Bin there, done that

Throw any object into any bin in reception
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 9:51am

Smash TV

Make the TV in the ambulance fall off
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 9:12pm

Bin Longden

Throw any object into the furthest bin in reception
Unlocked 6 May, 2020 @ 9:28pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:36am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:36am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:35am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:33am



There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 30 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 45 seconds.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 30 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 10 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 45 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 1000ml of blood.

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

You're into that, are you?

Tickle Bob's feet

Mass ejection

Eject all the tools into space

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.