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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:57am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:10am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:19pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:26pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:36am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:27pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:39am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:32am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:18pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:49am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:26am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:44am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:13am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:43am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:51am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:08am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:53am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:28am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:39am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:12am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:14am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:05am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:20am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:46am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:50am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:43am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:10am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:06am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:57am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:32pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:10am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:17am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:59am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:35am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:55am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:10am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:02am



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.