spermeater

The other day in my maths exam I could hear the stomach of the guy in front of me rumbling super loud. This seemed normal at first so I continued with the paper. All was going well until about 50 minutes into the exam. At this point, the guy decided it would be a good idea to 'accidentally' drop his pen on the floor. He reached down to pick it up, and then suddenly the floodgates opened.

The last thing I remember seeing was this man's trousers erupt with a concentrated burst of ♥♥♥♥ that hit me square on the nose. The following torrent doused my entire face, my hair, and all of the items on my desk, including my paper. I was so shocked all I could do was collapse on the floor and throw up. I could taste something sweet in my mouth and the distinct texture of corn kernels rubbing against my gums. Around me, the screams of fellow classmates echoed in my ears.

A truly great player!

-rep stole grandmas virginity

-rep lives at 123 penis lane

yo remember when you played against those hackers and added me. i just remembered i recorded the whole thing its pretty funny to go and watch back.