I’m just a smol femboy gamer with big dreams, soft thighs, and a whole lotta chaos energy. Whether I’m slaying monsters, romancing fictional characters, or yeehaw-ing my way through the Wild West, I’m here to look cute and kick butt. 🎮💕 Don’t let my uwu energy fool you, though—I'll absolutely wreck you in any game I touch and blow you a kiss while doing it. 😘
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First off, if you’ve never played Hunt, stop reading this and fix your life immediately. This game is like sweaty cowboy deathmatch meets spooky horror vibes, and it owns my entire soul. Imagine creeping through a foggy swamp, hearing footsteps, and then BAM—crossbow to the face! You’re dead, sweetie. But honestly? The true fun is sneaking up on someone, baseball batting them in the head, and then teabagging their corpse. 😏 Hunt is pure sweaty perfection, and if you play it, I love you. (But if you kill me, I’ll cry real femboy tears.)
This game? A masterpiece. Period. Elden Ring is pure blissful pain. The Lands Between are stunning, the bosses are nightmares perfected, and I am living for every second of it. You already know I’m out here rocking the cutest armor sets because fashion souls is life. And don’t even get me started on Malenia—she’s gorgeous, she’s deadly, and she makes me want to throw my keyboard into the sun (praise the sun). Elden Ring is proof that suffering can be sexy, and bb, I’m here for it.
This game turned me into the biggest D&D simp. Baldur’s Gate 3 lets me live my ultimate femboy fantasy: flirting with literally everyone (yes, even the mind flayer) and succeeding because charisma is my dump stat IRL. Whether I’m romancing Astarion (my sassy vampire husbando 💕) or doing something unhinged like turning a boss into a sheep, this game never stops being chaotic fun. Also, Gale? Sweetie, I’m not feeding you another magical artifact—you’re on a diet.
Ah, Red Dead Redemption 2, the most beautiful tragedy in gaming. From the moment I met Arthur Morgan, I knew I’d die for him. 🥺 There’s something so cozy about riding through the wilderness, petting random horses, and then immediately robbing someone at gunpoint because I needed cash for fancy new boots. The story made me cry (yes, full-on sobbing), the world is breathtaking, and let’s be real—if you don’t spend at least 3 hours customizing your outfits in this game, are you even playing it right?
Arthur’s words live rent-free in my head:
"LENEEEEEEEEEH"
“FOR LIBERTY!” Helldivers 2 is the perfect blend of teamwork, explosions, and screaming at your squad because they dropped an airstrike on your face. The friendly fire in this game is wild, and I love every second of it. I’m either accidentally shooting my teammates in the back or panic-calling for evac while bugs swarm the screen. If you’re not down to experience absolute chaos and yell “FOR SUPER EARTH!” at the top of your lungs, then you’re doing it wrong.
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Dead by Daylight is less of a game and more of a salt factory where survivors cry harder than I do when I run out of boba. Survivor mains in this game are peak drama—if you even think about tunneling them, they’ll act like you’ve committed war crimes. Sorry, bb, maybe don’t sprint in a straight line to the nearest hook? Half the time, it feels like I’m babysitting toddlers who think they’re gods at looping but DC the second they’re downed. The killer mains? Honestly? Kind of chill in comparison. Survivor mains need to touch grass.
Destiny 2 is like that one ex you keep going back to even though you know it’s a bad idea. The gunplay is incredible, the lore is chef’s kiss, but Bungie? Sweetie? The FOMO is killing me. Every season is a treadmill of grindy nonsense for slightly shinier loot, only for that loot to be irrelevant in six months. It’s like an endless hamster wheel where the reward is disappointment. Destiny 2 could be great, but Bungie can’t stop tripping over themselves, and honestly? I’ve moved on.
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I’m just a cute little gamer gremlin who loves thigh-highs, anime skins, and making people cry in PvP (with love, of course 💕).
I spend way too much money on cosmetics. If there’s a cute outfit, I need it. Priorities, bb.
I’m here for fun, not drama. Toxic players will get a polite uwu and a swift block. ✨
I will 100% simp for fictional characters and write fanfic in my head while playing. Deal with it. 😘
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If you made it this far, you’re either my soulmate or someone who’s really gay (both are valid). Add me if you’re down to game, vibe, or talk about how much we hate Malenia’s waterfowl dance. Just know that I’ll be playing in full femboy energy—chaotic, cute, and just a little bit annoying.
Now go slay, bb. And remember: life’s better with thigh-highs, uwu energy, and a +10 greatsword. 💖✨
P.S. If you simp for me, I’ll simp harder. 😘