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ㅤ* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
ㅤ* A white horse walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a pint. The landlord pours him a tall frothy mug and say, "You know, we have a drink named after you." To which the white horse replies, "What, Eric?"
ㅤ* I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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