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River: "I had to show them. I didn't know if you were going to make me sleep."
Simon: "You could have asked."
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Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the
Trianon Room!! Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!
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If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
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"I wants your body, Mrs Ogg."
-- Casanunda makes his move
(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)
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What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?
-- Erica Jong, "Fear of Flying"
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If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
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Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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Him: "Your skin is so soft. Are you a model?"
Her: "No," [blush] "I'm a cosmetologist."
Him: "Really? That's in
he almost gave me a knife for a case but i knew my case had a better knife