After a solid game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a pretty good player and generally a good guy. We started talking, and over the next few months we got tight. Lots of back and forth chatting, good csgo games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my friends house for a csgo lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get his pants off. What he didnt realize is that I had boobytrapped the room, and slipping a rope noose over his right foot, the trap went off and he was dangling in the middle of the room with his pants down screaming. Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

OMG KINGDOM HEARTS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING GOOOD LIKE WTHH! I LOVE KINGDOM HEARTS AND WANT TO MARRY IT. SEXY ASS GAME. I PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS ALL THE TIME POGGIE WOGGIES.

I’m not gay After a lot of thinking I’ve realized I’m not part of the LGBTQ+ community, I’m just a silly little boykisser. You see, I’m not gay I just love boys and boysmell and kissing boys, and when I think of boys I get all excited. It’s entirely different, I’m just silly wacky little boykisser who loves cutie patooties, it’s completely different I swear.In fact, I've come up with a whole new term to describe myself: "Heteroflexible for boys." It's like being straight, but only for boys. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with a beautiful, rugged, muscular boy who smells like fresh laundry and freshly mowed grass? It's like being in heaven, but with more abs.

Warning from an admin in an anime discord server
nsfw
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

thinks he's good at cs:go and valorant -rep -rep

WOW!!! OH MY GODDDDDD YOU ARE SOOOOOO GOOOD AND TALL AND HOT!!!! WOW BEST GAMER OF ALL TIME + REP