Congratulations on your Hale's Own Scattergun!

I mog this guy in Isaac btw

Wanna hear some thing really funny? RED SUS. Red suuuus. I just said red sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergency meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks bro, dont wanna look sus. Hahahaha!

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate BLM

Seriously? Bacon, lettuce, and mayo? As if that isn't the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ combo to ever exist.

First of all, bacon is delicious but you just ruin it with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayo. Like? 90% of the taste you're gonna get from that sandwich is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAYO. The other 10% is bacon. Why would you even put lettuce in there? The lettuce is pointless. It's bland as hell and serves no sandwich purpose. "Oh it's for the texture." Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.

Come back when your palate gets out of special ed.

You poor, uneducated, stubborn fool,

It is with great interest that I must inform you that both your logic and your reasoning are flawed, and that you are obviously misinformed about the topic in hand. To be honest, you represent the small part of every community which lack the ability to think and comprehend things like humans do. In fact, your mental capabilities would closely resemble that of a lump of turd. I had second thoughts writing this, as I am not sure if you have the skills associated with reading. I kindly ask you, on behalf of everyone else, to kill yourself, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool to prevent people like you from being born. You have permission to writhe in your own idiocy.

pretty good for a 3 year old