'You know, I said "hi" to eighty-seven people and only twelve said "hi" back. I guess it's true people can tell when someone is mentally ill. But you could have said "hi" back to me. But really, how do you all tell? I look no different from any of you. I can talk with as much sense and nonsense - I can laugh and cry. Like you. I can start at you like you stare at me... but not too hard in case we start having a fight. I can speak Singlish at home then complain to the papers that it's bad for the childr- like you. I can even spend $5 on taxi to go to Yishun to try the $1 chicken rice. Like you. Then why am I labelled mad, siow, crazy, mental, psycho, cuck-... and not you?




People never give a second chance right? You're all the same. You don't want us to bring down your productivity level so you conveniently put a label on us... no insurance, no loans, no job. [slight pause] Let me give you some advice, next time you want to commit suicide, make sure you do it right. If you're willing to take pills, don't be modest. Take them all - panadol, pain killers... personally, I feel it's easier to jump. You can take your pick - Marine Parade for that beautiful sea. Pasir Ris, if you want something more modern. Woodlands, if you want to jump across the causeway. Don't forget your passport. If you want something more dramatic, then hang yourself in your room. Very easy. Use bedsheets. I think I'll write a book, "Be the best you can... at suicide". Chapter 1: the kiasu suicide. Get rope, bedsheets, poison, pills, gun, blades, knives... everything also must have. Chapter 2: the slow suicide - stay in Singapore. Chapter 3 ... hmm, oh, and the most dramatic death of all - slashing. Don't slash veins. The blood only drips out. If you slash an artery, the blood spurts out. Next question... where are your arteries? [points] Here, carotid. Here... and don't forget, don't lock the door. So, in the morning, mummy dearest wakes up and screams... "MY BEDSHEETS!! Ordinary washing powder will never get rid of these stains!!" [pause] Don't worry mum. No stain is too stubborn to wipe out.'
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