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Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.