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Works hard and plays harder

I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to ♥♥♥♥. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat ♥♥♥♥, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls don’t have schlongs!” I was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ confused. Please help me!

if your mums phone number suddenly turned into money, how much would she have?

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