Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through
the snow.
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(German philosopher) Georg Wilhelm Hegel, on his deathbed, complained,
"Only one man ever understood me." He fell silent for a while and then added,
"And he didn't understand me."
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Englishman #1: I say, you know what's really funny? A man dressed in women's clothing.
Englishman #2: Yes, quite. Ripping good laugh.
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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
-- Storm Jameson
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Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
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"This is turning into one very sexy struggle for the human race."
-Zapp Brannigan
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There's no such thing as an original sin.
-- Elvis Costello
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Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced
attorney.
-- Honor'e de Balzac
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