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user, n.:
The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"
[I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
when they meant "idiot." Ed.]
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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Each kiss is as the first.
-- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
stardate 4842.6
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
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The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.
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Is he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders?? Is the FROG
his GUIDELIGHT?? It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ...
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Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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