“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"Life needed a bit of madness but why should death be any different?"
"If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret."
"Life is hard, shouldn't you be too?"
"Why should I bear any hatred toward someone who is obviously weaker than myself? I only pity them."
"Anyone who doesn't appreciate good booze doesn't deserve to drink it."
"I want to dance like an epileptic squid on acid."
"I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees."
"Bing bong, bing bong, here comes my ding dong!"
“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
“Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.”
“I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."