Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

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The definition of any instrument lies 0% in the material it is made of and 100% in the mechanics or uses to produce a pitch. As Yoda would say, "Material matters not".

Brass instruments noise through the movement of valves that extend or shorten the tube. Think of Ben Swolo - he gets wider and wider becoming more and more amazing.

Woodwinds, in the other hand, use keys and holes along the tube to change the pitch they are playing (think recorder, or Kylo's lightsaber).

You probably didn't recognize saxes' woodwind status due to their brass body (and red arm). But they're TRAITORS - because they have keys and holes, making them a woodwind instrument.

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