Recent reviews by Chio

Have you ever done drugs? This is like that, but as a one-time purchase. It's pretty good, I mean it is funny monkey game after all.

Though to whoever made the "Sapper" achievement, you can go screw yourself, what is this crap

You can make, a freakin train that covers the entire planet, 10/10
Oh, I guess there's like... interplanetary travel and ♥♥♥♥ too but, why bother, only a few have site pylons for trains

Fire in the hole...

I'm being forced against my will by an angry Italian man to write a positive review, please help, he knows how to use a shotgun and smash through bricks by just running

Only a really great game if you played it during it's peak, nowadays it's a bot infested, hacker filled mess, that's been utterly abandoned by their company for anything excluding the in-game store and their little (community made) seasonal events. For a F2P game basically everything is behind a paywall including basic game functions like callouts, which are tied to in-game chat which is "not enabled for this account" if you don't have a "premium" account.

Their competitive game-mode is a pointless joke, seriously don't bother with it (that is if you can even load into one)

Mann Vs. Machine is alright.. if you play with friends, randoms are also filled with botters and hackers like the main game-modes are, as well as your average neck-beard who complains if you don't play as optimally as possible to blow through missions so they can get their rewards as fast as possible.

Community is a mixed bag of either funny goofballs who'd rather spend eternity taunting in the intel room of 2Fort, or the most toxic, racist, and deplorable group of people you've ever had the displeasure of laying your eyes on.

Great if you have a gambling addiction and don't want to open crates in CS:GO anymore, or if you're lucky enough to find a decent community server, despite Valve basically hiding those in their terrible main menu UI

Somehow still better then Overwatch 2

Pretty fun game, and you can make your friends into followers and murder them in the middle of the night! Or the broad daylight if you'd rather do that

A bit janky still, but that's expected from a game in Alpha, but honestly that's where most of the fun is, launching a zombie dog 20 feet with a sledgehammer because it bit you once (better with friends)