this man. THIS MAN. he crashed my friend erics party in 08, drank all his pool water and proceeded to throw everyone out of the house. He pretended to be a real estate agent and SOLD erics house to 3 squirrels and a raccoon. 3/10 experience, my friend eric is homeless now :(

this man is spicy and about as smart as a noodle, orders good stir-fry from time to time. 8/10 fella

this g is good at making fires, 10/10 a little sus though because of the way he eats marshmallows

I dislike this man, he shanked my cat, threw my gran out of a window, and chewed on his toes while doing so 6/10 experience

solid fella

helped me get into trouble on gmod 10/10 experience