met the guy once in a pub, he thought it was a ♥♥♥ pub, I bought him a shot of vodka and took him to my house house to recover, idk why but he thought we had done it.

-rep, met the guy on Tinder, we chatted and once we got to the ♥♥♥♥ times, it turned out he had a misformed ♥♥♥♥♥. small one too.