There once was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly that a man killed himself, this was only because the man was already depressed. The barnacle adsorbed the mans soul causing the barnace to grow and evolve. The barnacle decide to rampage through the city, the city of Houston, Texas. During the rampage the barnacle grew and evolved many times feeding on Texans. Eventually the barnacle was the size of the city of Houston and showed no sign of stopping, President xX_MLG_MURICASCOPER_MLG_Xx ordered the barnacle to be quickscoped. When the quickscoping failed Every nuke in america was launched at the barnacle cause the entire norther hemisphere to be driven into nuclear fallout. North Korea seeing this as an act of was nukes all of Europe who in turn nuke Asia. Australia annexes Indonesia and creates kangaroo mounted cavalry which allows them to annexes the remains of Asia. This leaves Australia as a world superpower and the only remnants of the former world. Tribes rise in Russia and the former United States which war with Australia, meanwhile an old guy in a German castle is about to blow some ♥♥♥♥ up in his backyard. The former world navies united to form the United Federation of Ocean People and create costal colonies. Chuck Norris gains a cult of followers that expand over the Americas creating the Chuck Norris Theocracy, the theocracy controling the 5 remaining nukes on Earth are feared by all. A troop of boy scouts rises in Louisiana lead by Supreme Leader Raymond, they annex the carribean and expand east into Africa while maintaing commerce with the Chuck Norris Theocracy and Ocean People. Serbia rose form the ashes as annexed all of the Balkans and extedned North becoming the Serbian Empire of Europe. These nation expanded and reformed Earth with the Ocean People being the trading superpower while The Theocracy expanded and became the main world religion although it fell into chaos after the death of Norris and rose as a facist dictatorship.