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you guys heard of memes?

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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a Tusk the walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.

Shaggy and Scooby always runaway side-by-side when fleeing in terror from a monster. If a Great Dane's running speed is around 30-40 mph, that means that Shaggy's can run at that same speed. This means that Shaggy is the fastest human alive, beating Usain Bolt's top speed of 27 mph.