Recent reviews by Jimmygorbus

I fed coffee to a chicken and it turned purple and wicked. Simply aghast I am.

Somewhat genuinely upsetting! Second scariest baby chase sequence in gaming! 500 Gigawatts of the power of God! Mouthwash! Help me!

As per the implications of its moniker; the Meltagun melts things. (really fun game!!)

Controls feel weirdly light for a Space Marine and the lack of feedback on movement doesn't help, also the progression in multiplayer is genuinely atrocious. HOWEVER I got to see a Dreadnought throw a statue at a Heldrake so good game.

Still feels like a beta

in the hands of a semi-competent team we might've had something special

so overwhelmingly mid holy. I could use a rather vulgar metaphor to explain but there's so much just blatantly ripped off from Control and other Remedy games in general, and in bad faith as well I believe. Combat is bad, traversal is bad, designs are bad. I can't of a redeeming quality other than the fact it has the capability to be uninstalled.

One of the more fun games in this style, has like semi-quasi-Diablo-ish loot mechanics which seem juuuust impactful enough to not be tedious or boring. Some more randomness would be cool, maybe more noticeable perks for the characters who knows. Also sometimes when I level up I'll just stare at the screen for like, a minute or two, so lik,e,, yeah uh sure ppretty good yea.h

cheaters & AI voices but it fun af doe

Like Blood, but with a throwable hatchet, so better.

Is fun :)

what do you want from me you can shoot a bolter that's more than enough for me

I don't know why but the concept of this game itself is genuinely hysterical to me. They are Gomblins and they Chop. Also just like straight up better than 90% of FPS games today at less than a tenth of the price