Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A snake slithers into a pub and up to the bar. The landlord says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you."
"What? Why not?" asks the snake.
"Because", says the landlord, "You can't hold your drink."
ㅤ* Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
ㅤ* Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!