聖。阿提拉高高舉起手榴彈說：“仁慈的主啊，保佑這枚手榴彈，把您的敵人炸得粉身碎骨吧。寬恕他們吧，上帝答應了。於是於有人在上供羔羊，樹懶， 鯉魚，鳳尾魚，猩猩，穀子，果蝠。。。。”
使用方法：上帝說：首先取下栓，然後不多不少數到三。你應該數到三，當你數到的數字是三。你除了數到三，既不要數到四，也不要數到二， 五是數多了。'三'一旦被數到，成為被數到的第三個數字，就高高的向敵人扔出安提拉之神聖手榴彈，阿門。

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu. ...And the LORD spake, saying,

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Amen!