Ten facts about you
1.you are reading this
2. you realize that that is a stupid fact
4. You didn't realize I skipped three
5. You are checking now
6. You are smiling
7. You're still reading
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are still reading even now that I have fooled you twice
12. You are enjoying this
13. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be 10 facts