big & round

Hello! Just wanted to say i wasn't intentionally distracting you! I like making friends in Hunt but the other two are just merciless killers :( GGs anyway x Feel free to pop in and say hi and I'll apologise on stream lol

Gg

10/10 guy, sacrificed my firstborn but apologized after :)

ClitorisWolf

he abuses me with physical violence and i like it

+rep cracked shot and general all round sick mofo

gg. :)

gg dude get out with your dub

10/10
I would FBI again.

thanks for bein so cool ggs to you and your team <3

please punch

Punch me

god hes so hot

He likes punching me

i really appreciate u dont forget it

:3

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👃💚👔💛💗🕺😺🐛📕👳🌳💃🍇🥞🍧
Perfection is acheived only on the
point of collapse.
- C. N. Parkinson
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@bearch



When i was about 13 or 14, i ♥♥♥♥ed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction with my parents and siblings upstairs i just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly i had to ♥♥♥. i tried to make it to the bathroom so i could ♥♥♥♥ on the mirror or something. But then i fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realize i had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly i took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza. I told my parents i couldn't eat due to being full. and they ate the ♥♥♥♥ing pizza. The next day or so, my mother announced that she is pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think i impregnated my mother.or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me i've been haunted for over 3 years now.

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

@bearch


My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your mmr gave me cancer anyway.

hey, sorry I saw your myanimelist and I just thought you looked kawaii in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls watching hentai haha! I don't know why its an otaku thing honestly im like really against shota and like ill be the one in the kitchen making bento boxes. We should really play osu sometime its a really cool rhythm hentai game with a lot of sugoi moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that daijoubu? Really sorry i'm really tsundere I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really kimochi and sugoi xxx

please kick my ♥♥♥♥

i want you to punch me

gay

b1tch cnt

Nice guy

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+rep gud boyo, has a pretty smol pp tho

+rep good player